I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
