I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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