We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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