And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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