why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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