I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so let's talk penis.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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