Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
