Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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