At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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