Walk of Shame. In a state park.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
well you can't waste a boner
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
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