I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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