shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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