i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I forget how to act sober
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