Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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