Hey man sorry I got all grabby
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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