Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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