Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
