How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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