they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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