i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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