Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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