i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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