So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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