Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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