hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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