I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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