considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up�
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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