Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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