I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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