Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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