its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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