is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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