You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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