The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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