Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
