she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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