she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I think your dad took our porno
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
