I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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