He is an equal opportunity slut.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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