Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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