i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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