I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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