Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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