I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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