whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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