Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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