If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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