Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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