i jhust puked up my retainher.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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