As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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